YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO GET COOL SHIT AT THE STATE FAIR

THEN:




NOW:
RABIES?

IS THAT A SPOOKY TOOTH IN YOUR SHRINKY DINKS?

Oven mitts make strangers of us all. I made these in memory of my dad. He couldn't understand why I would waste my tuition dollars on community collage arts classes and date girls with babies. These two bubbling masts of molten plastic should answer all of your questions.

COURTYARD OF THE CRIMSON KING

A FRIEND OF LUCIFER'S FRIEND IS A FRIEND OF MINE

LUCIFER'S FRIEND (the apostrophe is important)
S/T
Billingsgate 1002
This record is ALWAYS in quad. Any mono copy's/mixes out there?
Is it really one of the greatest early metal albums? probably. Swirling organ? Check.
Singer who sound like he could play lead in CC superstar? Check. Groove oriented rifferey? Check please. Check lease. Have you checked your lease? Take a good look at your leasing agreements every now and then.
C'mon people: In the Times of Job when Mammon Was a Yippie! This slab o' vinyl is oozing with primordial metal. Every copy I have seen has a relatively minor warp to it. What Gives Billingsgate? What's really up you ass? That's no way to take your temperature.


The USA copy in front of me hasn't any gatefold. FINE! This album is never gonna make a "10 ten best balltrippin' gatefolds to stare at while your rolling your ciggees' to " list anyway. I'm still looking for that unwarped mono version (I may have to make it myself). What's in your oven mitts?